Well, Ann is going to go to the podium tonight at the Chick-fil-A Convention Center. I guess she will try to convince america that her husband is anatomically correct. Won't even need a white board, she can just draw on audience members with magic markers.
I noticed that CNN didn't send their openly gay reporters to the Wingnut Weenie Roast. What a bold editorial decision.
Chris Crispy is going to do the buttonhole speech... i heard they had to ship in Rmoney's car elevator to help him up the steps, so he can suddenly just appear on the stage, like a silent fart in the Mormon Tabernacle. Given the wingnuts are creatures of glacial succession, the keynote often becomes the next candidate. Sort of like getting to sit at the big kid's table, and the manners include not talking about tax filings or mentioning stealing food from poor people.
