(VIDEO)__ Mitt's old Mission Overrun by Masturbators!
by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot August 18th 2012
Things have gone all to hell since Mitt served an LDS mission in France. Missionaries there are only getting 2 baptisms a month these days, but thankfully, Elder Allan Pratt has identified the problem. Today's missionaries spend way too much time inappropriately touching their urim and thummins, and oh my heck, does that piss Elder Pratt off.
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