Something happened to just ruin this thing, and...
...and those POPN popcorn machines went SOMEplace. They DID exist. Now, De-Listed, whoa!
AVTC run off and abscond them all? BANDITOS of Mechanical Popcorn Machnines, they are.
With POPN on the sidelines, if not already in the junkyard of sub-Penny scrappage, I forlornly console and occupy myself with a few meager, paltry, scarcely-fulfilling alternatives.
Alternatives such as microwaving little baggies of Jollytime Butter-lavender locust-licious popped korn... and Orbitous Reddenburger's Movie-Bijou Magic Butter-Kingdom Pock-corn.
Could THOSE have been our "salad days?"
We miss the times of anticipation and fleeting, fancy, flying fluffs of freshly puffed pock-corn.
-- Milk Duds and Tasty-Tites bun-rolls...
---- Pretty sea shells, waxy plantoons, and balloons...
------ Pony rides on little three-foot-tall horses...
-------- Bare feet and wet grass...
---------- Unicorns! Marcel Mimeaux!
------------ Diapers a-bulge with tender, warm, buttered, crunchy kernels -- for the COLONEL!
Dare we envision and dream of a world with funtastic, fantabulous FUNNELS filled with freshly-popped, warm, buttery Popcorn?
...A world of anthropomorphic vending machines burping-forth bags-full of eagerly-awaited Popcorn warmly-sodden with synthetic butterlike liquid, mystery substance? DARE WE DREAM!?!?
Now, in the retreating distance, we catch the wearied sight of gigantic stone Busts of Mel, strikingly reminiscent of those Easter Island monolith-heads, starkly staring and gazing balefully toward uncharted, buttered-and-spicy seas.
POPN! Come back!
Return us to reveries of childhood days spent in theatre lobbies, getting ourselves a treat!
All the Best to Everyone and whatever may remain of POPN!$
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