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This is hilarious!

Republican presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney claimed victory in Saturday caucuses in Guam and Northern Mariana Islands, saying he secured support of all 18 delegates at stake in the US Pacific territories.

"The people of Guam have always stood bravely for America and the values we hold dear," Romney said in a statement. "I am honored to have won the Guam caucuses, an important milestone in my quest to restore America to the principles and practices that made us great."

All 251 delegates from the island's 19 villages backed Romney, who sent his son Matt to Guam and the nearby Northern Marianas to campaign on his behalf.

"I'm obviously thrilled that it's a unanimous decision," Matt Romney said.

Guam, which is to host 4,700 US Marines being transferred from Okinawa, sees the military build-up as an economic salvation, and Matt Romney noted his father was "very much in favor of having a strong military."

The Marines who took Guam in a bloody 1944 World War II battle reinstated the island as a "non-governing US territory," meaning its 180,000 population enjoys US citizenship but cannot vote in US presidential elections.



http://news.yahoo.com/romney-claims-victory-caucuses-guam-143805742.html

Whoop de do!