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Monday, 02/27/2012 10:35:07 AM

Monday, February 27, 2012 10:35:07 AM

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.....What Aisle Is The Polish Sausage On?

...Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

..A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

..The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

..The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

..Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

..Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

..Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

..Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

..The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

..The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

...."The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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