Collective Intelligence

[Bruce the Stock Guy]

THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY GUY WOULD EVER SAY:
10.I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9,While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8,I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right.
7,Her tits are too big.
... 6,Sometimes, I just want to be held.
5,That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4,Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
3.We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.
2.Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1.I think we are lost. Maybe I should pull over and ask for directions.
THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
10.Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9.Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8.I think that hairy backs are really sexy.
7.Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6.That T-shirt with the holes in the armpits is just too cute.
5.This diamond is way too big.
4.I won't even put my lips on that unless I get to swallow.
3.Wow, it really is 14 inches.
2.Does this make my butt look too small?
1.I'm wrong, you must be right again.