Saturday, October 29, 2011 5:23:55 AM
and the 'yeeehaw!' just keeps coming (from the "Dumb Criminals" slideshow [currently] at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/27/donald-thompson-penis-pump-judge_n_1035274.html ):
Toni Jo Silvey
Houston police arrested Toni Jo Silvey for allegedly calling her ex-boyfriend more than 1,000 times over three months, breaking his windows and ramming his car.
Melissa Barbara Minarsich
Police in Iowa City, Iowa have accused 28-year-old Melissa Barbara Minarsich of attacking her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her.
Ashton Graham
Ashton Graham allegedly used an inhaler to steal two cases of beer before slamming his head through a police cruiser windshield.
Juan Aguirre
Even if Juan Aguirre got away, he would have ended up empty handed. Police said the 21-year-old Kansan stole six empty DVD boxes from a local adult entertainment shop.
Shania Sutherland
Sutherland was arrested when her drug deal got interrupted by her three-year-old who fired a 12-gauge shotgun through the roof of a car in Marietta, Ga. on Sept. 6.
Daphne Melin
A 32-year-old Long Island woman was busted after egging on two 12-year-old girls to fight outside an elementary school and then beating up a child who was watching nearby. Daphne Melin, of Shirley, encouraged the juvenile dust-up outside William Floyd Elementary School on Sunday afternoon, Suffolk County cops said.
Josephine Smith
Josephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you."
Julio Socarras Mompeller
Julio Socarras Mompeller allegedly exposed his genitals through a sunroof in the Florida Keys.
Natalie Behnke
Natalie Behnke, 25, was taken into custody after allegedly taking off her clothing at Baby Dolls Lounge in Clearwater, Fla., and asking for money.
Byron Womak
Byron Womak is seen in this booking photo from Lake County Police. Womak was arrested after allegedly running down I-65 with a samurai sword.
Edwin Tobergta
Edwin Tobergta, 32, is seen in this booking photo from the Butler County Sheriff's Office. Tobergta was arrested after allegedly having sex with an inflatable pool raft.
Joshua Greene
It's not easy to be the most most memorable visitor when thousands of NASCAR fans come to town, but West Virginia's Joshua Greene made a pretty good run for that honor when police caught the streaking 27-year-old with a raccoon in his car.
Jessica Callaway
This photo from the Maricopa County Jail shows 21-year-old Jessica Callaway. Callaway was arrested for child neglect after blowing marijuana smoke into her 10-month-old baby's mouth to calm her down.
Arthur Phillips and Brittany Lurch
These booking photos supplied by Centre County Corrections show Arthur Phillips, and Brittany Lurch. The couple were arrested after stealing over $1000 worth of groceries from a Pennsylvania Wegman's after their wedding ceremony to serve at their reception.
Michael Andes
Michael Andes called Shelton, Conn. police more than a dozen times to report his own parking violation and to complain about the lack of enforcement on Aug. 25. Cops used a stun gun on him after he yelled repeatedly about parking problems.
Eric Fiegel
Eric Fiegel is accused of stealing baby boa constrictors from a Mesa, Ariz. pet store by stuffing them into his baggy shorts on July 30.
Lyle Monroe Bensley
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Aaron Richardson
Police arrested Aaron Richardson for allegedly having two wives, but the Vero Beach, Fla. told cops that he didn't remember getting married to the first wife.
Travis Keen
Some people really don't like Walmart, but not Travis Keen. The 29-year-old was arrested on an obscenity charge after exposing himself to women outside the store. When police asked why, Keen told them that coming to Walmart gets him "aroused."
Ian Petrie
An Australian man caught driving a motorized cooler box through a beachside resort town appeared in court charged with drunk driving, The Courier Mail reported Monday. Christopher Ian Petrie, 23, faces charges of driving under the influence and driving without a license after police caught him on the makeshift vehicle, which was powered by a 50cc engine.
James Lester Rogers
This photo from the Scott County Jail shows James Lester Rogers. Rogers, a convicted sex offender, was arrested after police officers discovered him working at the Mississippi Valley Fair dressed as Cookie Monster. Police say Rogers was handing out fliers and taking photos with children under the employment of Q.C. Characters, a vendor at the fair.
Tajuana Banks
Tajuana Banks, 31, of Des Moines, IA is seen in this mugshot from the Polk County Sheriff's Office. Banks is accused of assaulting 63-year-old Connie Jones with a bratwurst after a verbal argument.
Nathan Johnson
Investigators in Kentucky say they have apprehended a man spotted by a witness having sex with a horse in a park's stable. Nathan Johnson, 28, was charged with a similar offense in the same park in 2003, according to KFVS 12.
Cory Smits
Cory Smits, 29, is seen in this booking photo from the Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department. Smits was found guilty July 7 on his fifth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
Patrick Francis Brooks
This booking photo from the Shasta County Sheriff's Office in California shows Patrick Francis Brooks and his obscene tattoo after his July 11 arrest on charges of burglary, receiving stolen property, forgery and violating the terms of his parole for a previous conviction.
Daren Christopher Abbey
This booking photo from the Kootenai Sheriff's Office shows Daren Christopher Abbey. Police in Bayview, Idaho believe Abbey, a neo-Nazi, got knocked out after picking a fight with an African American man who happened to be wearing a shirt from a boxing club. Abbey, 28, faces battery and malicious assault charges after allegedly getting knocked out in a single punch outside the bar.
Justin Dale Little Jim
Justin Dale Little Jim is seen in this mugshot from Prince William County Police. Little Jim was arrested after allegedly breaking into a sex shop and caught in relations with a sex doll.
Rhonda Hollander
This booking photo from the Broward County Sheriff's Office shows traffic court magistrate Rhonda Hollander. Hollander was arrested after allegedly taking photos of men in the bathroom of the West Regional Courthouse in Broward County.
Alan Ray Walker
A Hot Spot store clerk told Spartanburg County deputies that a Cowpens man put his private parts inside one of the store's money deposit bags. The clerk told deputies the man, later identified as 47-year-old Alan Ray Walker, entered the store Sunday night while carrying ice cream. The man headed for the restroom. After about 15 minutes, the clerk walked to the store's office, near the rear of the building, and saw the man walk out of the office with his penis inside a plastic "money bag" and his pants on the floor, according to an incident report. Walker was charged with indecent exposure, grand larceny, possession with intent to distribute cocaine and unlawfully having a handgun, according to arrest warrants.
James Scarborough
Drunken driving suspect James Scarborough allegedly told police in Florida that he wasn't responsible for crashing his motorcycle -- but the boogeyman was. The 49-year-old reportedly declined to explain exactly who the boogeyman was. He has been charged with driving under the influence, driving without a license and obstructing police, among other charges.
Bernard Chojnacki
The Sarasota County Sheriff's Office has arrested Bernard Chojnacki for exposure of sexual organs following an undercover investigation into indecent activities on Caspersen Beach. Around 1:00 p.m. June 7, 2011, Chojnacki grabbed an undercover detective inappropriately, exposed himself and stated his desire to perform a sexual act.
Edward Justin La Porte
Edward Justin La Porte, a former Illinois cop, is accused of impersonating a police officer and demanding a massage and money from a California spa. The 47-year-old allegedly claimed he was a massage parlor inspector when he arrived at Golden Spa in Lake Forest and demanded a rubdown and cash.
Dale Foughty
Onslow County Sheriff's deputies in North Carolina arrested Dale Foughty after he allegedly tried to rob a convenience store while wearing a Spider-Man mask and waving a sword. His plans collapsed when two clerks fought back by poking him in the gut with a broom. They ripped off his mask and part of his ponytail before he fled. Police found him nearby with a shaved head.
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Toni Jo Silvey
Houston police arrested Toni Jo Silvey for allegedly calling her ex-boyfriend more than 1,000 times over three months, breaking his windows and ramming his car.
Melissa Barbara Minarsich
Police in Iowa City, Iowa have accused 28-year-old Melissa Barbara Minarsich of attacking her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her.
Ashton Graham
Ashton Graham allegedly used an inhaler to steal two cases of beer before slamming his head through a police cruiser windshield.
Juan Aguirre
Even if Juan Aguirre got away, he would have ended up empty handed. Police said the 21-year-old Kansan stole six empty DVD boxes from a local adult entertainment shop.
Shania Sutherland
Sutherland was arrested when her drug deal got interrupted by her three-year-old who fired a 12-gauge shotgun through the roof of a car in Marietta, Ga. on Sept. 6.
Daphne Melin
A 32-year-old Long Island woman was busted after egging on two 12-year-old girls to fight outside an elementary school and then beating up a child who was watching nearby. Daphne Melin, of Shirley, encouraged the juvenile dust-up outside William Floyd Elementary School on Sunday afternoon, Suffolk County cops said.
Josephine Smith
Josephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you."
Julio Socarras Mompeller
Julio Socarras Mompeller allegedly exposed his genitals through a sunroof in the Florida Keys.
Natalie Behnke
Natalie Behnke, 25, was taken into custody after allegedly taking off her clothing at Baby Dolls Lounge in Clearwater, Fla., and asking for money.
Byron Womak
Byron Womak is seen in this booking photo from Lake County Police. Womak was arrested after allegedly running down I-65 with a samurai sword.
Edwin Tobergta
Edwin Tobergta, 32, is seen in this booking photo from the Butler County Sheriff's Office. Tobergta was arrested after allegedly having sex with an inflatable pool raft.
Joshua Greene
It's not easy to be the most most memorable visitor when thousands of NASCAR fans come to town, but West Virginia's Joshua Greene made a pretty good run for that honor when police caught the streaking 27-year-old with a raccoon in his car.
Jessica Callaway
This photo from the Maricopa County Jail shows 21-year-old Jessica Callaway. Callaway was arrested for child neglect after blowing marijuana smoke into her 10-month-old baby's mouth to calm her down.
Arthur Phillips and Brittany Lurch
These booking photos supplied by Centre County Corrections show Arthur Phillips, and Brittany Lurch. The couple were arrested after stealing over $1000 worth of groceries from a Pennsylvania Wegman's after their wedding ceremony to serve at their reception.
Michael Andes
Michael Andes called Shelton, Conn. police more than a dozen times to report his own parking violation and to complain about the lack of enforcement on Aug. 25. Cops used a stun gun on him after he yelled repeatedly about parking problems.
Eric Fiegel
Eric Fiegel is accused of stealing baby boa constrictors from a Mesa, Ariz. pet store by stuffing them into his baggy shorts on July 30.
Lyle Monroe Bensley
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=66340122
Aaron Richardson
Police arrested Aaron Richardson for allegedly having two wives, but the Vero Beach, Fla. told cops that he didn't remember getting married to the first wife.
Travis Keen
Some people really don't like Walmart, but not Travis Keen. The 29-year-old was arrested on an obscenity charge after exposing himself to women outside the store. When police asked why, Keen told them that coming to Walmart gets him "aroused."
Ian Petrie
An Australian man caught driving a motorized cooler box through a beachside resort town appeared in court charged with drunk driving, The Courier Mail reported Monday. Christopher Ian Petrie, 23, faces charges of driving under the influence and driving without a license after police caught him on the makeshift vehicle, which was powered by a 50cc engine.
James Lester Rogers
This photo from the Scott County Jail shows James Lester Rogers. Rogers, a convicted sex offender, was arrested after police officers discovered him working at the Mississippi Valley Fair dressed as Cookie Monster. Police say Rogers was handing out fliers and taking photos with children under the employment of Q.C. Characters, a vendor at the fair.
Tajuana Banks
Tajuana Banks, 31, of Des Moines, IA is seen in this mugshot from the Polk County Sheriff's Office. Banks is accused of assaulting 63-year-old Connie Jones with a bratwurst after a verbal argument.
Nathan Johnson
Investigators in Kentucky say they have apprehended a man spotted by a witness having sex with a horse in a park's stable. Nathan Johnson, 28, was charged with a similar offense in the same park in 2003, according to KFVS 12.
Cory Smits
Cory Smits, 29, is seen in this booking photo from the Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department. Smits was found guilty July 7 on his fifth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
Patrick Francis Brooks
This booking photo from the Shasta County Sheriff's Office in California shows Patrick Francis Brooks and his obscene tattoo after his July 11 arrest on charges of burglary, receiving stolen property, forgery and violating the terms of his parole for a previous conviction.
Daren Christopher Abbey
This booking photo from the Kootenai Sheriff's Office shows Daren Christopher Abbey. Police in Bayview, Idaho believe Abbey, a neo-Nazi, got knocked out after picking a fight with an African American man who happened to be wearing a shirt from a boxing club. Abbey, 28, faces battery and malicious assault charges after allegedly getting knocked out in a single punch outside the bar.
Justin Dale Little Jim
Justin Dale Little Jim is seen in this mugshot from Prince William County Police. Little Jim was arrested after allegedly breaking into a sex shop and caught in relations with a sex doll.
Rhonda Hollander
This booking photo from the Broward County Sheriff's Office shows traffic court magistrate Rhonda Hollander. Hollander was arrested after allegedly taking photos of men in the bathroom of the West Regional Courthouse in Broward County.
Alan Ray Walker
A Hot Spot store clerk told Spartanburg County deputies that a Cowpens man put his private parts inside one of the store's money deposit bags. The clerk told deputies the man, later identified as 47-year-old Alan Ray Walker, entered the store Sunday night while carrying ice cream. The man headed for the restroom. After about 15 minutes, the clerk walked to the store's office, near the rear of the building, and saw the man walk out of the office with his penis inside a plastic "money bag" and his pants on the floor, according to an incident report. Walker was charged with indecent exposure, grand larceny, possession with intent to distribute cocaine and unlawfully having a handgun, according to arrest warrants.
James Scarborough
Drunken driving suspect James Scarborough allegedly told police in Florida that he wasn't responsible for crashing his motorcycle -- but the boogeyman was. The 49-year-old reportedly declined to explain exactly who the boogeyman was. He has been charged with driving under the influence, driving without a license and obstructing police, among other charges.
Bernard Chojnacki
The Sarasota County Sheriff's Office has arrested Bernard Chojnacki for exposure of sexual organs following an undercover investigation into indecent activities on Caspersen Beach. Around 1:00 p.m. June 7, 2011, Chojnacki grabbed an undercover detective inappropriately, exposed himself and stated his desire to perform a sexual act.
Edward Justin La Porte
Edward Justin La Porte, a former Illinois cop, is accused of impersonating a police officer and demanding a massage and money from a California spa. The 47-year-old allegedly claimed he was a massage parlor inspector when he arrived at Golden Spa in Lake Forest and demanded a rubdown and cash.
Dale Foughty
Onslow County Sheriff's deputies in North Carolina arrested Dale Foughty after he allegedly tried to rob a convenience store while wearing a Spider-Man mask and waving a sword. His plans collapsed when two clerks fought back by poking him in the gut with a broom. They ripped off his mask and part of his ponytail before he fled. Police found him nearby with a shaved head.
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