Thursday, June 30, 2011 6:14:41 AM
fuagf -- speaking of (equally portentous) 'yeeehaw!':
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Eugene Hickman, Florida Grandpa, Accused Of Having Sex With Family Dog
06/28/11
[...]
Walton County Sheriffs arrested Eugene Hickman, 54, of DeFuniak Springs after his family alerted authorities that Hickman's grandson saw him in the buff on top of a pet three-year-old family bulldog, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News [ http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/family-41357-sex-springs.html ].
The crime report, obtained by AOL Weird News, said that Hickman "by his own admission said he was trying to have sex with the dog, however was unable to insert his penis."
Hickman also allegedly told officers he wouldn't do it again, according to the Daily News.
[...]
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/28/eugene-hickman-florida-gr_n_885901.html#s299497&title=Mug_Shot_Eugene [with comments; below also at this link]]
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Levon T. Sarkisyan, allegedly broke into a Connecticut home and smashed statues and furniture, because he claimed God told him to do it, according to police.
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Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence battery after she attacked her husband and bit him on the night of their wedding, according to Broward County Police.
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Cops from two Florida police departments arrested Eleanor Thompson on suspicion of drunken driving on the same day. Thompson, 55, had blood alcohol levels of 0.32 during her first arrest and 0.30 during her second arrest, according to investigators.
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dang, another one ( http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=57942281 ):
A 40-year-old man who tricked caregivers into changing his diapers by pretending he had the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old apologized to a victim in court Monday before pleading guilty to charges of organized fraud. Authorities said Sean Kelly of Port St. John, Florida, told caregivers he was incontinent and hired two women to change his diapers in 2008 and 2009 but did not pay them the amount he promised.
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Deputies in Ohio arrested a 20-year-old who claims he "goes on the attack" whenever the moon is out, according to police documents. Thomas Stroup was charged with underage consumption after the werewolf allegedly told a deputy: "I'm going to kill your cousin Keith." According to reports, the deputy has no cousins named Keith.
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Investigators in Lexington County, S.C., say convenience store clerk Terrence Bryant sold cigarettes and smokeless tobacco to boys in exchange for allowing him to spank them.
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Police in Connecticut say Daniel Vagnini beat himself up in an attempt to avoid getting caught driving drunk. The 22-year-old suspect was allegedly driving under the influence when he ran a stop sign and crashed into another vehicle. But cops say Vagnini tried to skirt the charges by running into the woods, punching himself in the face, tearing his shirt and throwing his wallet and keys into the river -- then claiming he had been assaulted.
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Keila De Oliveira Leite, 21, was driving topless when police arrested her for allegedly drunk driving in Stuart, Fla. on May 30, 2011.
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[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=63789902 ]
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Holy handcuffs! Police in a smog-clotted town in northwest Michigan are touting the arrest of Batman. The legendary caped crusader was reportedly nabbed while dangling from a 30-foot-high building. The unmasked superhero wannabe is actually a local resident named Mark Wayne Williams.
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[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=62882903 ]
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A Pennsylvania weight-loss doctor is accused of sexually assaulting at least six patients and telling one of them that she could lose weight by having an orgasm in his office. Arie Oren, 64, allegedly groped female patients with his hands and an electric massager.
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Courtrooms are the place to prove your innocence -- not demonstrate your guilt. But one Ohio man has been caught on camera stealing a gavel from a magistrate's bench, according to investigators. Christopher Collins has been charged with theft for allegedly stealing the gavel from a courtroom on March 30.
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[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=61909450 ]
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Police in Pennsylvania are investigating three separate incidents of indecent exposure involving a 35-year-old man named Handy Henry Wood, who allegedly exposed himself to two women.
*
They say most car accidents happen close to home. When police in Alachua, Fla., attempted to stop a motorist who was driving with a suspended license, Joseph Ronald Webb, 20, allegedly led police on a 15-block chase before crashing his car into his own house.
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They say the clothes make the man, but in this case, the clothes make it easy for police to identify the man. Cops in Charlotte, N.C., busted home invasion suspect Jonathan Huntley after he allegedly left a t-shirt featuring his own mug shot at the crime scene. The shirt, pictured on the right, showcases an old booking photo.
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Police in Ocala, Fla., say they have arrested a man who stole a truck loaded with 338 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Randall Travis Roberts, 20, has been charged with grand theft auto for allegedly stealing the doughnut truck. Investigators recovered about 10 grams of marijuana from inside the vehicle. Roberts insisted the pot wasn't his, but investigators were willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that it was -- hitting him with an additional marijuana possession charge.
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Motocross racer James "Bubba" Stewart Jr. is known for his speed on the track -- but police say he got in trouble when he tried to stop another vehicle for speeding. Investigators say the 25-year-old motocross star was impersonating a cop when he used flashing lights to pull over another car on March 28. That vehicle happened to be filled with off-duty police officers.
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When police asked 22-year-old Joceline Fernandez to change out of her risque G-string bikini at Fort Meyers Beach, Fla., they probably didn't expect her to expose herself to at least a dozen people. Fernandez has been charged with indecent exposure and disturbing the peace.
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Exotic dancer Teonna Jean Rogers didn't want to be photographed -- so she attacked a strip club patron with a beer mug, according to cops. The 28-year-old stripper has been charged with third-degree assault and breach of peace after allegedly striking a customer in the head with a beer mug when a patron tried to take photos of her while she was on stage. According to investigators, she assaulted the wrong man.
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A South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison and put on probation, under the condition that he keep his distance from the horse. Rodell Vereen, pictured in this file photo, was released from prison after serving 16 months.
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[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=61382287 ]
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Police in Harrisburg, Pa., say Daniel Rahynes, 35, attempted to rob a bank after telling employees he wanted to open an account and showing the teller his ID.
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Perhaps Facebook needs a relationship status that reads: "Married, but still looking." Police in Michigan say they were able to arrest a polygamist after he "defriended" his first wife on Facebook. Richard Leon Barton's first wife went to authorities after she realized her husband had married another woman in July, nixed their Internet friendship and posted photos of his second wedding on the popular social network.
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Johnathan Washburn, 23, allegedly hit a man on the head with a skateboard after he took a picture of his bizarre triple-mohawk hairstyle - landing him in police custody.
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This might be the worst way to use your one phone call. Police in Sandusky, Ohio, say Joseph Walsh was already in custody when he dialed 911 on a cell phone and said he was being held against his will. Walsh reportedly called 911 while he was handcuffed in a holding cell early on March 13.
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By trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket, one man talked his way into jail. Police in Indiana say Adam Yarbrough tried to bribe a female police officer with $5, a kiss and sex if she would let him go without a ticket. It didn't work, and Yarbrough was arrested on bribery and disorderly conduct charges.
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Police in Florida say they busted a man responsible for prank calling 911 about a Viagra overdose. Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. is accused of making two obscene 911 calls in January in which a caller demanded medical attention and graphically described the effects of taking a few too many little blue pills.
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Investigators in El Paso County, Colo., say Jack Herbst caused $250,000 of damage to his neighbor's property while driving a front-end loader -- all because the victim owed him $80. On March 9, Herbst allegedly drove the construction vehicle onto Ronald Morphis' property, wrecking part of his home, his garage, campers, trailer, propane tank, classic cars and more than a dozen mature elm trees. Police apprehended Morphis on felony criminal mischief charges after finding tire tracks leading from the scene of the crime to the suspect's home.
*
Here's proof that the customer isn't always right. Police in Ohio say a Walmart shopper stocked the shelves of a Fremont store with obscene photographs of himself in women's lingerie. Rodney Kunkel, 44, has been charged with two counts of pandering obscenity for allegedly leaving the photos in the store and on cars in the shop's parking lot.
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Sometimes you just need a drink. Police in Elyria, Ohio, say a not-so-subtle drunken driving suspect took a swig of beer in front of a cop after being pulled over on March 3. When asked if he had been drinking, Stephen Supers allegedly picked up an open can of beer and took a sip before answering, "Yes."
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Law enforcement officials in Florida say a woman readily admitted she was carrying narcotics in her genitals at the beginning a jail sentence for drug possession. During a strip search at a detention center in Manatee County, authorities asked inmate Sara King if she was in possession of any contraband. The detainee reportedly responded: "Just my pills in my vagina."
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You might be a redneck if you list "redneck" as your religion on your police report. Law enforcement officials in Florida say 20-year-old suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin claimed he was a follower of the "redneck" faith. Joehlin is accused of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor.
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Some suspects are caught with their pants down. Others are caught with no pants at all. Police say this drunken driving suspect was driving naked in a pickup truck with three nude passengers. Nickolus Borgman is accused of driving under the influence and other violations after a sheriff's deputy pulled him over and spotted two nude men and two nude women crammed in the front seat of the truck.
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Florida resident Howard Schultz is accused of impersonating a police officer while waving a barbecue fork. Investigators say the 69-year-old convinced a driver to pull over while wielding the cooking utensil.
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It might sound like the plot of a Cheech and Chong film, but police in Louisiana say they've busted a drug-dealing operation based out of an ice cream truck. Driver Johnathan Trahan, left, was charged with possession with the intent to distribute and possession of drug paraphernalia on Feb. 20. Passenger Hunter Pitre, right, was cited on misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
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Police in Florida say a mother was visiting her child's school when she attempted to impose a dress code on another mom who she believed was showing too much cleavage. Laura Campanello was charged with disorderly conduct after saying the other mom was showing "too much breast" -- then allegedly pulling down her blouse and exposing her own.
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Cops in Michigan say a 400-pound woman tried to turn a motorized cart into an getaway vehicle when she loaded it with stolen electronics -- but she didn't get far. Jerrie Perkins was arrested after she allegedly filled her motorized cart with $600 electronics and tried to drive out of a Meijer store in Rochester. But the suspect got stuck in the department store's doors and set off an alarm.
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Some drivers get busted because of red-light cameras -- others get busted because of cameras they installed inside their cars. Stanislav Bakanov, 30, was arrested in Oregon for speeding on Interstate 5 while filming a video of himself for YouTube. He was clocked doing 118 mph in a 55-mph zone -- and police say his speeding was corroborated by video he recorded and intended to post online.
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It takes forethought to hide drugs in your foreskin. Antoine Banks faces drug charges after police in Louisville, Ky., say they found a bag of crack cocaine tucked under the foreskin of his penis.
*
Talk about adding some greens to your sandwich. A Florida corrections officer is accused of plotting with inmates and attempting to smuggle a marijuana-filled sandwich into a jail. Master corrections officer Joseph Jones was arrested after deputies found 8 grams of marijuana inside a hoagie he allegedly was trying to sneak to an inmate.
*
Police in Minnesota say Stephanie Travetta Moreland hid a costly piece of fur outerwear in her underwear for three days. The shoplifting suspect allegedly stole a $6,500 fur coat by stuffing it into her underwear -- and managed to keep the jacket hidden between her legs after being arrested and put in a holding cell.
*
Police in Longmont, Colo., say Richard Troupe, 52, exposed his genitals to an employee at a Burger King drive-thru and asked her to hold his "whopper." After the fast-food proposition, the worker threatened to call police and Troupe allegedly fled. But cops apprehended the suspect nearby.
*
Talk about finishing with a bang. Police in Waseca County, Minn., say Terry Allen Lester, 37, constructed an explosive sex toy that he planned to give to an ex-lover. Lester allegedly put gunpowder, BB pellets and buckshot into the sex toy, which was connected with red and black wires to a battery-powered trigger.
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Real doctors conduct breast examinations in their offices. Phony doctors conduct breast examinations in bars. Kristina Ross, 37, has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she allegedly offered breast exams to bar patrons in Boise, Idaho.
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This camouflage might work well in nature, but it really stands out in the police station. Oregon investigators believe Gregory Liascos, 36, was wearing this "ghillie" camouflage when he attempted to break into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals last week. After setting off alarms, the suspect allegedly fled into a wooded area nearby. Officers only found Liascos when a police dog bit what appeared to be a patch of grass -- which yelped in pain.
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and of course -- http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=64573160 -- and http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=64533713 and http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=64539942 (and preceding and following)
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Eugene Hickman, Florida Grandpa, Accused Of Having Sex With Family Dog
06/28/11
[...]
Walton County Sheriffs arrested Eugene Hickman, 54, of DeFuniak Springs after his family alerted authorities that Hickman's grandson saw him in the buff on top of a pet three-year-old family bulldog, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News [ http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/family-41357-sex-springs.html ].
The crime report, obtained by AOL Weird News, said that Hickman "by his own admission said he was trying to have sex with the dog, however was unable to insert his penis."
Hickman also allegedly told officers he wouldn't do it again, according to the Daily News.
[...]
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/28/eugene-hickman-florida-gr_n_885901.html#s299497&title=Mug_Shot_Eugene [with comments; below also at this link]]
*
Levon T. Sarkisyan, allegedly broke into a Connecticut home and smashed statues and furniture, because he claimed God told him to do it, according to police.
*
Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence battery after she attacked her husband and bit him on the night of their wedding, according to Broward County Police.
*
Cops from two Florida police departments arrested Eleanor Thompson on suspicion of drunken driving on the same day. Thompson, 55, had blood alcohol levels of 0.32 during her first arrest and 0.30 during her second arrest, according to investigators.
*
dang, another one ( http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=57942281 ):
A 40-year-old man who tricked caregivers into changing his diapers by pretending he had the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old apologized to a victim in court Monday before pleading guilty to charges of organized fraud. Authorities said Sean Kelly of Port St. John, Florida, told caregivers he was incontinent and hired two women to change his diapers in 2008 and 2009 but did not pay them the amount he promised.
*
Deputies in Ohio arrested a 20-year-old who claims he "goes on the attack" whenever the moon is out, according to police documents. Thomas Stroup was charged with underage consumption after the werewolf allegedly told a deputy: "I'm going to kill your cousin Keith." According to reports, the deputy has no cousins named Keith.
*
Investigators in Lexington County, S.C., say convenience store clerk Terrence Bryant sold cigarettes and smokeless tobacco to boys in exchange for allowing him to spank them.
*
Police in Connecticut say Daniel Vagnini beat himself up in an attempt to avoid getting caught driving drunk. The 22-year-old suspect was allegedly driving under the influence when he ran a stop sign and crashed into another vehicle. But cops say Vagnini tried to skirt the charges by running into the woods, punching himself in the face, tearing his shirt and throwing his wallet and keys into the river -- then claiming he had been assaulted.
*
Keila De Oliveira Leite, 21, was driving topless when police arrested her for allegedly drunk driving in Stuart, Fla. on May 30, 2011.
*
[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=63789902 ]
*
Holy handcuffs! Police in a smog-clotted town in northwest Michigan are touting the arrest of Batman. The legendary caped crusader was reportedly nabbed while dangling from a 30-foot-high building. The unmasked superhero wannabe is actually a local resident named Mark Wayne Williams.
*
[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=62882903 ]
*
A Pennsylvania weight-loss doctor is accused of sexually assaulting at least six patients and telling one of them that she could lose weight by having an orgasm in his office. Arie Oren, 64, allegedly groped female patients with his hands and an electric massager.
*
Courtrooms are the place to prove your innocence -- not demonstrate your guilt. But one Ohio man has been caught on camera stealing a gavel from a magistrate's bench, according to investigators. Christopher Collins has been charged with theft for allegedly stealing the gavel from a courtroom on March 30.
*
[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=61909450 ]
*
Police in Pennsylvania are investigating three separate incidents of indecent exposure involving a 35-year-old man named Handy Henry Wood, who allegedly exposed himself to two women.
*
They say most car accidents happen close to home. When police in Alachua, Fla., attempted to stop a motorist who was driving with a suspended license, Joseph Ronald Webb, 20, allegedly led police on a 15-block chase before crashing his car into his own house.
*
They say the clothes make the man, but in this case, the clothes make it easy for police to identify the man. Cops in Charlotte, N.C., busted home invasion suspect Jonathan Huntley after he allegedly left a t-shirt featuring his own mug shot at the crime scene. The shirt, pictured on the right, showcases an old booking photo.
*
Police in Ocala, Fla., say they have arrested a man who stole a truck loaded with 338 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Randall Travis Roberts, 20, has been charged with grand theft auto for allegedly stealing the doughnut truck. Investigators recovered about 10 grams of marijuana from inside the vehicle. Roberts insisted the pot wasn't his, but investigators were willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that it was -- hitting him with an additional marijuana possession charge.
*
Motocross racer James "Bubba" Stewart Jr. is known for his speed on the track -- but police say he got in trouble when he tried to stop another vehicle for speeding. Investigators say the 25-year-old motocross star was impersonating a cop when he used flashing lights to pull over another car on March 28. That vehicle happened to be filled with off-duty police officers.
*
When police asked 22-year-old Joceline Fernandez to change out of her risque G-string bikini at Fort Meyers Beach, Fla., they probably didn't expect her to expose herself to at least a dozen people. Fernandez has been charged with indecent exposure and disturbing the peace.
*
Exotic dancer Teonna Jean Rogers didn't want to be photographed -- so she attacked a strip club patron with a beer mug, according to cops. The 28-year-old stripper has been charged with third-degree assault and breach of peace after allegedly striking a customer in the head with a beer mug when a patron tried to take photos of her while she was on stage. According to investigators, she assaulted the wrong man.
*
A South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison and put on probation, under the condition that he keep his distance from the horse. Rodell Vereen, pictured in this file photo, was released from prison after serving 16 months.
*
[ http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=61382287 ]
*
Police in Harrisburg, Pa., say Daniel Rahynes, 35, attempted to rob a bank after telling employees he wanted to open an account and showing the teller his ID.
*
Perhaps Facebook needs a relationship status that reads: "Married, but still looking." Police in Michigan say they were able to arrest a polygamist after he "defriended" his first wife on Facebook. Richard Leon Barton's first wife went to authorities after she realized her husband had married another woman in July, nixed their Internet friendship and posted photos of his second wedding on the popular social network.
*
Johnathan Washburn, 23, allegedly hit a man on the head with a skateboard after he took a picture of his bizarre triple-mohawk hairstyle - landing him in police custody.
*
This might be the worst way to use your one phone call. Police in Sandusky, Ohio, say Joseph Walsh was already in custody when he dialed 911 on a cell phone and said he was being held against his will. Walsh reportedly called 911 while he was handcuffed in a holding cell early on March 13.
*
By trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket, one man talked his way into jail. Police in Indiana say Adam Yarbrough tried to bribe a female police officer with $5, a kiss and sex if she would let him go without a ticket. It didn't work, and Yarbrough was arrested on bribery and disorderly conduct charges.
*
Police in Florida say they busted a man responsible for prank calling 911 about a Viagra overdose. Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. is accused of making two obscene 911 calls in January in which a caller demanded medical attention and graphically described the effects of taking a few too many little blue pills.
*
Investigators in El Paso County, Colo., say Jack Herbst caused $250,000 of damage to his neighbor's property while driving a front-end loader -- all because the victim owed him $80. On March 9, Herbst allegedly drove the construction vehicle onto Ronald Morphis' property, wrecking part of his home, his garage, campers, trailer, propane tank, classic cars and more than a dozen mature elm trees. Police apprehended Morphis on felony criminal mischief charges after finding tire tracks leading from the scene of the crime to the suspect's home.
*
Here's proof that the customer isn't always right. Police in Ohio say a Walmart shopper stocked the shelves of a Fremont store with obscene photographs of himself in women's lingerie. Rodney Kunkel, 44, has been charged with two counts of pandering obscenity for allegedly leaving the photos in the store and on cars in the shop's parking lot.
*
Sometimes you just need a drink. Police in Elyria, Ohio, say a not-so-subtle drunken driving suspect took a swig of beer in front of a cop after being pulled over on March 3. When asked if he had been drinking, Stephen Supers allegedly picked up an open can of beer and took a sip before answering, "Yes."
*
Law enforcement officials in Florida say a woman readily admitted she was carrying narcotics in her genitals at the beginning a jail sentence for drug possession. During a strip search at a detention center in Manatee County, authorities asked inmate Sara King if she was in possession of any contraband. The detainee reportedly responded: "Just my pills in my vagina."
*
You might be a redneck if you list "redneck" as your religion on your police report. Law enforcement officials in Florida say 20-year-old suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin claimed he was a follower of the "redneck" faith. Joehlin is accused of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor.
*
Some suspects are caught with their pants down. Others are caught with no pants at all. Police say this drunken driving suspect was driving naked in a pickup truck with three nude passengers. Nickolus Borgman is accused of driving under the influence and other violations after a sheriff's deputy pulled him over and spotted two nude men and two nude women crammed in the front seat of the truck.
*
Florida resident Howard Schultz is accused of impersonating a police officer while waving a barbecue fork. Investigators say the 69-year-old convinced a driver to pull over while wielding the cooking utensil.
*
It might sound like the plot of a Cheech and Chong film, but police in Louisiana say they've busted a drug-dealing operation based out of an ice cream truck. Driver Johnathan Trahan, left, was charged with possession with the intent to distribute and possession of drug paraphernalia on Feb. 20. Passenger Hunter Pitre, right, was cited on misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
*
Police in Florida say a mother was visiting her child's school when she attempted to impose a dress code on another mom who she believed was showing too much cleavage. Laura Campanello was charged with disorderly conduct after saying the other mom was showing "too much breast" -- then allegedly pulling down her blouse and exposing her own.
*
Cops in Michigan say a 400-pound woman tried to turn a motorized cart into an getaway vehicle when she loaded it with stolen electronics -- but she didn't get far. Jerrie Perkins was arrested after she allegedly filled her motorized cart with $600 electronics and tried to drive out of a Meijer store in Rochester. But the suspect got stuck in the department store's doors and set off an alarm.
*
Some drivers get busted because of red-light cameras -- others get busted because of cameras they installed inside their cars. Stanislav Bakanov, 30, was arrested in Oregon for speeding on Interstate 5 while filming a video of himself for YouTube. He was clocked doing 118 mph in a 55-mph zone -- and police say his speeding was corroborated by video he recorded and intended to post online.
*
It takes forethought to hide drugs in your foreskin. Antoine Banks faces drug charges after police in Louisville, Ky., say they found a bag of crack cocaine tucked under the foreskin of his penis.
*
Talk about adding some greens to your sandwich. A Florida corrections officer is accused of plotting with inmates and attempting to smuggle a marijuana-filled sandwich into a jail. Master corrections officer Joseph Jones was arrested after deputies found 8 grams of marijuana inside a hoagie he allegedly was trying to sneak to an inmate.
*
Police in Minnesota say Stephanie Travetta Moreland hid a costly piece of fur outerwear in her underwear for three days. The shoplifting suspect allegedly stole a $6,500 fur coat by stuffing it into her underwear -- and managed to keep the jacket hidden between her legs after being arrested and put in a holding cell.
*
Police in Longmont, Colo., say Richard Troupe, 52, exposed his genitals to an employee at a Burger King drive-thru and asked her to hold his "whopper." After the fast-food proposition, the worker threatened to call police and Troupe allegedly fled. But cops apprehended the suspect nearby.
*
Talk about finishing with a bang. Police in Waseca County, Minn., say Terry Allen Lester, 37, constructed an explosive sex toy that he planned to give to an ex-lover. Lester allegedly put gunpowder, BB pellets and buckshot into the sex toy, which was connected with red and black wires to a battery-powered trigger.
*
Real doctors conduct breast examinations in their offices. Phony doctors conduct breast examinations in bars. Kristina Ross, 37, has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she allegedly offered breast exams to bar patrons in Boise, Idaho.
*
This camouflage might work well in nature, but it really stands out in the police station. Oregon investigators believe Gregory Liascos, 36, was wearing this "ghillie" camouflage when he attempted to break into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals last week. After setting off alarms, the suspect allegedly fled into a wooded area nearby. Officers only found Liascos when a police dog bit what appeared to be a patch of grass -- which yelped in pain.
*
and of course -- http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=64573160 -- and http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=64533713 and http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=64539942 (and preceding and following)
Greensburg, KS - 5/4/07
"Eternal vigilance is the price of Liberty."
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upon the Right of Election, 1790
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