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[Wayne R]

Got a question.

I haven't really figured out this dating thing since I got divorced.

I met a very nice woman for the second time today and, since she took the train to come see me, I thought I should give her something.

Hmmmm, what to give someone on the second date, flowers, no, she's coming by train, they'll be dead by the time she gets back home..... hmmmmm

So I gave her a can of tuna

Do you think it expresses the right sentiment?

I am serious, I did give her a can of tuna, it was a dumb joke I cooked up, but she did keep the can of tuna....