Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... + Tourist: $8.00 +Broiled Missionary: $10.00 +Fried Explorer: $12.50 +Backed politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."