Grandpa and Grandson
A 5 yr old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the porch together, when his gramps pulls out a beer out of his cooler. The lil boy asks, can I have a beer grandpa? Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass son? The lil boy answers: No grandpa, it's just a little pecker. Gramps replies: Well your not man enough to drink a beer son. A lil while later grandpa lights up a cigar. Once again the lil boy asks: Can I have a cigar grandpa? Once again grandpa asks: Can your pecker touch your ass son? Once again the lil boy answers: No, it's just a little pecker grandpa. Grandpa replies: Then you can't have a cigar. A little while later the lil boy comes out with some milk and cookies. Grandpa asks: Hey there young fella, can I have a cookie? The lil boy asks: Can your pecker touch your ass Grandpa? Grandpa replies: Hell yes my pecker can touch my ass! The lil boy replies "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these for me!"
