Dear Mr. Trump.
My name is Kenneth Scordo. Right off the bat I feel that we have something in common, our cool names. Your name, Trump, needs no explanation. Mine, Scordo, takes a little longer to figure out ("Score-Dough," get it!!) B-), but then again it also has the added benefit of having four syllables and ending with the "oh" sound (compare Kenneth Scordo/Gordon Gekko). B-)
I am 42 years old but look a lot younger thanks to a super cool goatee and Just For Men #2. I'm 20 year stockbroker who worked in Manhattan during the first half of my career and spent the last half of my career working and living here in Orange County California. We call it The OC cause it sounds cooler. Way cooler.
About 5 months ago we began the process of creating a NASD stockbrokerage firm. Oh yeah baby! The process of creating a brokerage is a highly regulated process with takes multiple licenses and years of practical experiences with those licenses. But let's be honest here, to a guy like you this whole paragraph sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let me get your attention here:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ That's what I'm talkin' about. B-)
What is money about this opportunity is OCS partnered with a 22 year old “whiz” kid named Phat Matt Brown. Although his name isn't nearly as money as ours, Matt Brown owns 2 of the largest 4 financial posting sites on the Internet. Matt created “Investors Hub” (IHUB) 6 years ago when he was 16 years old and bought “Silicon Investor ”(SI) 3 years ago. There is this other dude named Bob who sticks his nose where it don't belong from time to time, but I'm planning on having him bumped off. Ha ha. Just kidding!!! B-)
You may ask what is Silicon Investor and Investors Hub and who thinks these sites are good places to market a on-line brokerage? Well, I do. That's me Kenneth Score-Dough for one!!! And you can take that to the bank, baby! B-)
What’s going to be unique about this Broker/Dealer is we intend you take full advantage of the synergies of thousands of writers and their daily passion to write on finance in a way which has never been done to date. I don't even know what "synergies" are, but think of how cool that word will look in our prospectus. B-)
Now, it is true, there are a couple of bad apples there at iHub. But I have been ordering Matt to ban them and I expect he will come to his senses very shortly. B-)
The answer as to why you would wish to be involved in such a deal is simple. You made billions in real estate, the best game in town. True, you seem to end up in bankruptcy a lot, but hey, how is it your problem that some creditors were too stupid to get collateral? The second best game in town is the Kevin Bacon game. I can get from Vin Diesel to Kevin Bacon in two steps! The third best game in town is Wall Street and quite possibly the Internet and the twins episode of Fear Factor (can you say hot, blonde twins eating pig scrotums B-), and I believe you have little to no exposure to these areas (including, I hope, the pig scrotums!!!).
Why a deal with a start-up like OC? Because our structuring will allow you the best deal in town and a communal on-line deal like the one we are discussing on-line will give you the attention of a deal where hundreds of Joe Schmos can reap the rewards along with us. Plus, we're all just a bunch of pie in the sky rubes who think we can make a deal with the devil and win. Just kiddin' about that devil part, but you get the idea. B-) Can you say PHRESH PHISH? Again, just kidding.
Marketing is everything in business today. I'll bet you didn't know that so it is a good thing I told you. Plenty more gems where that came from baby!!! AmeriTrade and E-trade have multibillion dollar capitalizations and do little more than take trades. Bush leaguers. Matt, OCS and 200 IHUBers have the window and the passion to make this work fun. Plus, we have cool screen names. I already have ScoreDough$$$ reserved though, so don't get any ideas!!! You can be TrumpGuy$$$$ if you want.
I have a business opportunity which I would like to offer you. Can I have your phone number?
AI
