The Funny Farm

[SPORTSPROPHET]

GOLF BALLS

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of
golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his
bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's
golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him
thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"