8000 Incorporated (EIGH)

[mytigger]

Been doing some DD from this board and have reached the following conclusions...

1. Monk has not served in the military
2. Monk owns no stock in any of his plays
3. Monk's company Monk's Den is not making any money
4. Monk, however is filthy rich because he has sold all his shares (see #2)
5. Monk's company is private and therefore cannot be a subsidiary of a public company
6. Monk's Den acquisition did not happen
7. Monk does not have a PHD
8. Monk is a patsy, designed to fleece us of our money and set in place by International Money men
9. SEC and DOJ are investigating EIGH
10. All shareholders who intended on making money with this stock are definitely going to jail
11. EIGH does not have a real office
12. EIGH does not have any inventory
13. EIGH does not have any profits
14. EIGH does not have anything in Barbados
15. EIGH is diluting because 172,000 shares traded b/w the bid & ask yesterday (my personal favorite)
16. EIGH is diluting because a 10,000 share t-trade went through before the open this morning
17. EIGH not providing a dividend means the company is crashing
18. EIGH is going in the tank and we've all been had
19. EIGH trading will be halted by SEC... in 5 minutes... sell now...
20. Just sell because obviously it would just be a lot easier for everybody....

So in summary, Monk obviously does not exist. We've seen pictures of him, but never really met him. In fact someone posted a picture yesterday that had him bearing a similar resemblence to an Alpaca. Therefore, the conclusion I have come to is the Monk is a robot alpaca designed by and operated by Internation Hedge Fund operators who have orchestrated this whole scenario to fleece us, the innocent shareholders, of our hard earned investment money. We need to sell now in order to save ourselves from impending doom and our own destitution.

Thanks to all who contributed to this DD!!!!!