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Sarah Palin inks deal to sell “Palin’s Pee-Pee Power Pills” on QVC

Fri Sep 03, 2010 at 11:31:04 AM PDT

Always quick to pounce on a big opportunity, political entertainer Sarah Palin today announced she has signed a $5-million deal to hawk sex enhancement products on QVC.

"If you're tired of being limp and impotent, I'm here to help," said Palin. "Why, I'll make millions just from the lamestream media."

The deal comes after Palin's recent comments on the Sean Hannity Show:

"Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous - sources that are anonymous - and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references," Palin said in her criticism of the press. "It just slays me because it's so absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact."

The product Palin will pitch will be known as "Palin's Pee-Pee Power Pills." The pills will only be placebos and Palin has admitted she knows nothing about male sexual problems.

"But the box will be really pretty, you betcha," said Palin.

Daughter Bristol Palin will help out with the promotion during her time on "Dancing with the Stars." All Bristol Palin's dresses will have slogans on the back and front. On the front will be the message "Abstinence Only," while on the back will be the message "Buy My Mommy's Pee-Pee Pills."

Todd Palin and Levi Johnston could not be reached for comment.

Reference: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/03/palins-impotent-comments-make-rounds/

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/9/3/898830/-Sarah-Palin-inks-deal-to-sell-Palins-Pee-Pee-Power-Pills-on-QVC