Texas residents Dan and Sarah Bell said that Cheesus appeared to them in a bag of Cheetos they bought at a gas station.
Dan and Sarah say they see a praying Jesus in the two-inch tall orange Cheeto.
Dan and Sarah tend to Cheesus by keeping him in a little container. They look after Cheesus and have big plans for the little Messiah: They want to sell him on E-Bay.
But if Cheesus doesn't bring a decent price, Dan says, he is simply going to eat the Messiah!
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"How much do you think we should ask for it?" he told a local TV station. " It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."
Eat Cheesus?
Isn't that sacrilegious?
Now is the time for all good Christians to mobilize and save Cheesus!
Let not His Cheesiness become just another road trip snack!
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