Saturday, November 29, 2008 1:51:31 AM
Jamie Dimon, or as his enemies(he has no friends)call him
DEMON, has a little over one month to do the SMART
thing, which is to EXECUTE A FAIR BUYOUT.
I did not say that he has a little over a month to do the
RIGHT THING, as that time has come and GONE my friends.
We all know what JPM has to BENEFIT from a BUYOUT and the days for OBTAINING those BENEFITS are quickly DRAWING to a
close.
TRUST ME when I say that if Jamie Dimon knows what is good for him, he WILL EXECUTE A BUYOUT so that he doesn't have to DEAL with an OBAMA ADMINISTRATION that will take him down HARD if this isn't over by the time
OBAMA is OFFICIALLY IN CHARGE. OBAMA does not take any sh!t from ANYBODY and he doesn't believe in simply handing out money to BUSINESS unless there are PRECISE and TRANSPARENT
strings attached.
DEMON'S DAYS ARE RUNNING OUT, AND IF HE DOES NOT DO THE
"SMART" THING SOON, I WOULD DEFINITELY SELL HIM SHORT DOWN TO BEING IN THE FETAL POSITION ON A COLD HARD PRISON FLOOR WITH AN AHOLE SO BAGGED OUT, COURTESY OF HIS NEW
"ROOMIE" THAT THEIR NIGHTLY CELL ACTIVITIES CLOSELY RESEMBLE THROWING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY!
LISTEN UP JAMIE DIMON,
DO THE RIGHT THING OR YOUR A$$ WILL BE THE PROPERTY OF SOMEBODY ELSE.
"HANK" PAULSON, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE READING IN, THE BEST THING YOU COULD HOPE FOR IS MAJOR HEALTH COMPLICATIONS THAT WILL TAKE YOU OUT OF THE GAME FOR GOOD. NICE ONE TRYING TO
"GIVE" OBAMA $350 BILLION OF THE "BAILOUT" MONEY TO DO WITH WHAT HE PLEASES. GUESS WHAT PAL, OBAMA DOESN'T OPERATE LIKE THAT HE IS WAY TO INTELLIGENT TO BE INSULTED BY WHAT IS CLEARLY AN ATTEMPT TO GET ON THE "GOOD SIDE" OF PRESIDENT ELECT OBAMA. WELL LISTEN UP HANKY BOY, IF YOUR LITTLE PAL JAMIE ISN'T ABLE TO GRAB HIS LEFT EAR WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HIS RIGHT EAR WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, PULL AS HARD AS HE CAN AND SUCCESSFULLY PULL HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS @$$, THEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE FOREVER KNOWN AS HANKY PANKY IN CELL BLOCK D, WHERE THE FOOTLONGS ARE FREE EVERYDAY!
JMO+EIETTOOT
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