GOLDEN PHOENIX MINERALS (GPXM)

[zappy]

Its tough to break a tradition.

Official Silent Mode (O.S.M.):

1. Previous management made a lot of promises that didn't come to fruition, so we're not saying anything.

2. Arbitration, sorry can't talk.

3. We are currently in discussions with our financing lenders, sorry can't talk.

4. Sprott, no speaky speaky sowry.

5. Sarbeenz Oxly, you know the routine.

6. Our lawyer says no, wish I could, but, you know.

7. As this is an OTC:BB stock and selling for 8 cents/sh, we cannot say anything due to the fact that the SEC runs an extremely tight ship and even the slightest sign of info. going out to shareholders could cause a team of SEC ninjas to come swooping down on us............well......it could happen... .........it could !!!

8. Sorry can't talk now, I'm shopping for a new Vett.

9. and a new shirt........one without mustard stains.