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[Jim is Jim]

I want my RTC

(With Sincere apologies to Dire Straits)

Now look at them yoyo's,
that's the way you do it,
You hide your bad loans in an RTC

That ain't free markets,
that's the way you do it,
get your money for nothing,
take big risk for free

Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a bounce back in the DJIA
Maybe stop another big bank run
We gotta pay for all their mistakes
Billion dollar pay day's
We gotta pay for their all their greed
Pay more taxes everyday
See the little faggot with the podium and the secretary
Yeah buddy that his home in Bel Aire
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a Billionaire
We gotta pay for all their mistakes
All the Billion dollar pay day's
We gotta pay for their all their greed
Pay more taxes everyday
I should have learned, to lie for the camera
I should have learned to sell them loans
Look at that mama, she got no job for eight years
Man, she owns eight homes
And hes up there, whats that? No need for capital?
He's Bangin on the podium like a chimpanzee
That aint free markets, that's the way you do it
You hide your bad loans in an RTC

I want my, I want my, I want my RTC
Money for nothing,
I want ...