COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD (RELIGIOUS) PHILOSOPHIES
Taoism
Shit Happens.
Confucianism
Confucious say, "Shit Happens".
Buddhism
If Shit Happens, it really isn't Shit [(var.) unless you Shit twin russetts].
Hinduism
This Shit Happened before.
Islam
If Shit Happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let Shit Happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If Shit Happens, you deserve it.
Scientology
Feces Occurs.
Judaism
Why does Shit always Happen to us?
Atheism
Shit Happens for no apparent reason.
Agnosticism
Farts Happen.
Jehovah's Witnesses
Let us in, and we'll tell you why Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna
Shit Happens Shit Happens Shit Shit Happens Happens Shit Happens.
Zen
What is the sound of Shit Happening?
Transcendentalism
There is no Shit.
Sufism
Shit Is.
Oral Roberts
Send me your Shit, or I'll die.
Jim & Tammy
Oh . . . Shit!
Paganism
Shit is part of the Goddess, too!
Rationalism
I Shit, therefore I am.
Existentialism
I am, therefore I Shit.
Communism
Your Shit is our Shit.
Clintonism
New hope for old Shit.
Skepticism
I don't believe this Shit.
Cynicism
Who gives a Shit?
Fatalism
Why give a Shit?
Pragmatism
What can we do about this Shit?
Sadism
You're going to love this Shit.
Masochism
I love this Shit.
New Age
Crystals help in dealing with Shit.
Parental
Shut up and eat this Shit!
Session Player
Who wrote this Shit?
Musicologist
Listen to this Shit!
Technician
Wait until I get this Shit hooked up!
L-M-N-ism
O-Shit.
Greensburg, KS - 5/4/07
"Eternal vigilance is the price of Liberty."
from John Philpot Curran, Speech
upon the Right of Election, 1790
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