Friday, October 11, 2019 2:25:39 PM
CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6-to-18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER: What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR: Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST: Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER: A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO: What you yell after selling your stock to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS: What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT: An archaic word no longer in use.
TGIF!!!
Recent AAL News
- Form 4 - Statement of changes in beneficial ownership of securities • Edgar (US Regulatory) • 09/23/2024 08:30:34 PM
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- The Gross Law Firm Reminds Shareholders of a Lead Plaintiff Deadline of September 16, 2024 in American Airlines Lawsuit - AAL • PR Newswire (US) • 09/12/2024 09:45:00 AM
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- American Airlines Group Inc. Class Action: The Gross Law Firm Reminds American Airlines Investors of the Pending Class Action Lawsuit with a Lead Plaintiff Deadline of September 16, 2024 - AAL • PR Newswire (US) • 09/05/2024 09:45:00 AM
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- Moore Law PLLC Encourages Investors in American Airlines Group Inc. to Contact Law Firm • PR Newswire (US) • 08/20/2024 12:03:00 AM
- American Airlines Group Inc. Securities Fraud Class Action Lawsuit Pending: Contact The Gross Law Firm Before September 16, 2024 to Discuss Your Rights - AAL • PR Newswire (US) • 08/19/2024 09:45:00 AM
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- American Airlines Group Inc. Securities Fraud Class Action Lawsuit Pending: Contact The Gross Law Firm Before September 16, 2024 to Discuss Your Rights - AAL • PR Newswire (US) • 08/15/2024 09:45:00 AM
- Wego Joins UATP Network, Enhancing Supplier Relationships in MENA Region • PR Newswire (US) • 08/13/2024 12:00:00 PM
- September 16, 2024 Deadline: Contact The Gross Law Firm to Join Class Action Suit Against AAL • PR Newswire (US) • 08/08/2024 09:45:00 AM
- Investors who lost money on American Airlines Group Inc.(AAL) should contact The Gross Law Firm about pending Class Action - AAL • PR Newswire (US) • 08/05/2024 09:45:00 AM
- Form 4 - Statement of changes in beneficial ownership of securities • Edgar (US Regulatory) • 08/01/2024 08:49:59 PM
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