Xcelplus International, Inc. (XLPI)

[badknees29]

reasons why i won't be attending?

1. because i want to be one of the people bill says stop complaining in a CC because he invited us but no one came.

2. i've already got my groceries and i have no need to go to one in saluda.

3. its might turn into a religous revival.

4. might be a set up for a stock scandel sting.

5. may be asked to help bottle, answer phones, telemarket while we are there.

6. there is now way i would be able to keep my mouth shut there. ( obvious one )

7. profit is right, pay all that money for a half of a cent stock.

8. there might be a two drink minimum to get in. And without strippers it ain't worth it.

9. i might be asked to pose with a product for the website.

10. might ask me to deliver back products to the midwest for delivery for them.

11. i might be aiding in the dilution of stock by showing up, one more person, means more pop and chips and one less bible to hand out

12. might be asked to donate to the restricted share fund for brad for his departure.

13. might be test people for the e200 products, remember what happened to that cat, now you know why im not going.

14. the guy coming back from australia with the e200 results might end up getting my seat on the plane instead finally.

15. my laptop doesn't have wireless capabilities and bill might want to check out the ihub board in the middle of the presentation at the meeting.

feel free to add your own....this is kind of therapy..lmao...