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Thursday, 12/21/2017 1:49:46 PM

Thursday, December 21, 2017 1:49:46 PM

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Knock, knock
NewCoJV: who’s there?
SQM: Senor SQM
NewCoJV: Senor SQM who?
SQM: Senor SQM reconstituted SQM, $7B fatter SQM, your much-more-friendly-now neighbor Senor SQM… here look at the new map showing we are buddy-buddy neighbors https://www.redimin.cl/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/w.jpg
NewCoJV: Go away. Mommy warned me not to talk to the Big Bad Wolf
SQM: Mommy lost the election. She’ll be history come March 2018 and no one will even remember her first name by April.
NewCoJV: But I am in here keeping warm fooling around with Chinaman Mr Fulin. We all like Mr Fulin, we’re playing footsies.
SQM: Awwww little NewCoJV mi dulce hijo, come and join me and I will buy you ten female Chinese (or ten male Chinese if you are still in that RuPaul phase we heard about in Vancouver) to have for fooling around with.
NewCoJV: Buuuutttttt, you’re still influenced by the Pinochet-istas.
SQM: No, no… that all ended on Monday after we knew Pinera had won and he will be our new El Presidente. Senor Julio Ponce Lerou is on vacation until 2030 now.
NewCoJV: But if I surrender to you my tight little 20,000mTpa virginity tonight will you still call me back on the telephone (or email) tomorrow?
SQM: Listen cutie pie, first off you ain’t fooling us. We homeboy Latinos all know you are no tight 20,000mTpa virgin anymore. We have eyes and can read between the lines in yesterday's report too. Admit it, you now are a nice K-Y Jelly well-lubed but yes still very hot 59,400mTpa MILF just itching to join the "real" gang… we got noses too you know.
NewCoJV: But will you pay me well… for my ummmm… special services after midnight tonight?
SQM: Since you don’t have that ball-crushing 40% Atacama royalty tax or any ugly whale-tail tattoos on your luscious “little MILF moneymaker” we might yes indeed be persuaded to pay Twice the going rate, if you know what I mean.
NewCoJV: Hmmmm… well in that case then do come inside Senor SQM and make yourself at home. Would you like a shot of tequila or maybe a glass of some Macallan 25-year old scotch?
SQM: Ahhhhh yes, now we're talking.
NewCoJV: … and as for you Mr Fulin… please excuse us fellow Latinos now and irse rápido whilst we talk to the nice very handsome Senor SQM here a bit more. Would you like some freshly flown in imported Russian caviar on those Doritos Senor SQM?
SQM: Why yes, I would greatly enjoy some caviar on these delicious Doritos.

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