Hearken, Clement Chambers, Grand Poobah of the Loyal Disorder of ADVFN!
The following I-carol is being sent to you by Churak the Knavish for the express purpose of irritating you once more. Hit it, boys!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Twelve flippers dumping,
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten bashers bashing,
Nine shorts bid whacking,
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free!
(It's starting to grow on you, isn't it, Clem?)