My wife whispered in my ear today that she’s not wearing any underwear. Oh boy, now she’s already growing forgetful.
Woman to friend: "My feelings toward him changed so I broke off the engagement." Friend: "So why are you still wearing his ring?" Woman: "Because my feelings for the ring haven't changed."
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