The fiercest animal in the whole jungle... Three kids were talking about the fiercest animal in the whole jungle… Tommy: “The fiercest animal in the whole jungle is the elephant because he’s the biggest.” Larry: “You’re wrong, the fiercest animal in the whole jungles is the lion because he’s the king of the jungle.” Johnny: “You’re both wrong. The fiercest animal in the whole jungle is the leopagator.” Tommy: “The leopagator? What’s that?” Johnny: “It’s a half leopard and half alligator. It has a head on both ends.” Larry: “If it has a head on both ends, how does it shit?” Johnny: “It don’t. That what makes it so mean.”