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The fiercest animal in the whole jungle...

Three kids were talking about the fiercest animal in the whole jungle…

Tommy: “The fiercest animal in the whole jungle is the elephant because he’s the biggest.”

Larry: “You’re wrong, the fiercest animal in the whole jungles is the lion because he’s the king of the jungle.”

Johnny: “You’re both wrong. The fiercest animal in the whole jungle is the leopagator.”

Tommy: “The leopagator? What’s that?”

Johnny: “It’s a half leopard and half alligator. It has a head on both ends.”

Larry: “If it has a head on both ends, how does it shit?”

Johnny: “It don’t. That what makes it so mean.”