Roofie's prison Thanksgiving is three slices of out-of-date Oscar Mayer formed turkey slices on Wonder bread with a tablespoon of mayo.
With all the bonds for 9 billion Venezuelan bolivars, all Roofie can manage is a Wonder bread sammich with semi-spoiled formed turkey slices and a huge dollop of mayo.
He's still eating WAAAY better than the average Venezuelan!
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