Not to brag but... practically all of my arrest warrants are considered “outstanding”. I'm worried if there’s a fire at the house… our kids will ignore the smoke detectors and run to the dinner table. I hate when my wife says we need to talk... It's always "What's wrong with you?" and never about sports, beer or bikini models. Dating a girl who owns a broken guitar… no strings attached. Found an ant in my bathroom today… which is weird because I haven't had a picnic in there for like 3 months. Psycho or Socio… choose your path wisely. Pro tip for the ladies: If you put on a really cute outfit you can walk around a nightclub selling people drinks that you find on tables. COMCAST: have you considered... going with the world's number one selling broadband? ME: [thinking he meant the Spice Girls] ..all the time.