PositiveID Corporation (fka PSID)

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SURE YOU CAN AVERAGE DOWN: ZERO DIVIDED BY ZERO = ?

It has been rumored you can play ice hockey on Lake OkeeChobee in August. It is also rumored Positive ID has paying products in the pipeline. Indeed they do: the sewer pipeline.

Positive Id's 1:: 3000 R/S made believers and minnionaires out of long term shareholders.

Similarly, that horse lying down just before the race started, was a sure winner.

Old Story But Still True:
A Fool Went To The Racetrack. I Want To Bet On A Sure Winner. I Really Need The Money. So, After Visiting The Preview Pit, The Somewhat Anxious Fellow Placed A Tidy Sum On A Horse No One Else Would Pick. The Odds Were Great - 5000 to 1 The Horse Would Not Ever Complete The Race. The Owner Reassured Him, It's A Sure Ringer. The Fool Asked - "Why Is The Horse Lying Down Just Before The Race Starts." - The Owner Quipped - "Don't Worry, He's Just Pretending To Be Dead, He'll Get Up When The Gate Opens...!"