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Saturday, 11/18/2017 8:51:56 AM

Saturday, November 18, 2017 8:51:56 AM

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A medieval Knight had to go fight a great battle

So......he fitted his wife with a Chastity Belt and gave his best friend the key.

"If I don't return after a year, release her so she can live a normal life"
he told the friend as he handled over the key. then the Knight jumped on his horse and rode off to battle.

An hour later, a horse rushed up behind him. It was his best friend.

"You gave me the Wrong Key!"
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