Plastic2Oil Inc (PTOI)

[agribusiness72]

Heddle in action:

Client: I understand you have a processor for sale, can I see it?
Heddle: No, but you can buy it if you want.
Client: I'd like to see it
Heddle: Ok but it's a bit rusty, been sitting around for a short while.
Client: I'd like to see it run
Heddle: No, It doesn't run and hasn't run for a short while
Client: What will it take to see a demonstration?
Heddle: Well, a short while is over 4 years, it's rusted and even though I was given 600,000 dollars, I decided to put that money elsewhere (don't ask) So if you give me a half a million dollars first, I may be able to fix the processor so you can see it work.
Client: Go F yourself
Heddle: No that would take money too, I'll make a deal with you, just take my word for it and I'll sell it to you for cost.
Client: I guess you have a learning disability, but let's say it is up and running and I buy one. What is my max run rate, what is my profitability, and what waste is generated and the cost to get rid of it.
Heddle: How the F would I know - It hasn't run in 4 years.
Client: Where's the cameras, this is a joke right?
Heddle: Not at all, you see, I've put in millions of dollars loaned to the company at a 12 percent interest rate, so whether I sell or not I'm making a killing, I have also placed liens on all of the companies property so when everything defaults, I get it all.
Client: So you really don't want to fix the processor or sell one?
Heddle: Exactly
Client: So, the new board members know this?
Heddle: Of course, they were given millions of shares to join my party.
Client: Goodbye, never call me again.
Heddle: Wait, Wait, I forgot to tell you that this process actually costs you money, there is no profit, but you can screw shareholders by telling them anything. That is what's profitable.
Client: Click