Everlert Inc. (EVLI)

[Myfatdog]

Excuse me as I brush the dust off myself
Ah the stupid disclaimer. Do your own dd don’t listen to me

I do not know why. We have positive deals and we rot in the basement of death
I have utmost respect. For much of the board.
Some of us have built lifelong friendships going all the way back to the smoke detector press
We know everything. We’ve called every ceo We’ve joked. We clapped
And we’ve cried over the stock. Almost like we were sent to Korea on
A movie trip. Or that we could pay ourselves straight outa escrow
We have folders of top notch deals. Our brains full of intellectual property our bellies full of agave soda
Our eyes watching sangre on Netflix we dream of rockets coming out of nursing home silos
Or pushing granny around rehab with her tequila

If only we had a shark for marketing
A bad ass producer. For producing
A hot sexy ceo for selling
And a numbers genious for factual reporting

Oh yeah we have all that too. Guess there are no excuses