Any Good Jokes?

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Wisconsin: from the Indian word meaning.........
"Yes, I will have butter with that."

My wife was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for our large gathering. She called over the grocer and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The grocer replied, "No maam, they're dead."

My wife attended the karate school of cooking
Now she can kill with just one chop.

How do you know if a Korean teenager has been in your house? Your computer is warm, your homework's been done, and your dog is missing.

Me to wife:" Thank you for the wonderful dinner.
It will always have a place in my heart-burn."