Derf's Grotto

[fung_derf]

Armageddon? Really? You need to relax. As a dear old friend of mine used to say; “Nisht gedeiget. Odem yesode meofe vesofe leofe,” beyno—lveyno iz gut a trink bronfn.” (Don’t worry. A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end —and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.)

Sure. That's what the Mayans said too.