Facetious. Because I like to use all the vowels, in order. Wife: "I got a bag full of clothes i don't wear anymore. I want to donate them." Husband: "Why do you want to donate them? Just throw them away." Wife: "There are poor starving people, who might need some clothes that weren't worn a lot." Husband: "Women who fit in your clothes are not starving." Found: If anyone knows a fellow named Tommy Hilfiger, he left one of his shirts at the laundromat on 21st St.