Any Good Jokes?

[SHORENUFFSTUFF]

Facetious.
Because I like to use all the vowels, in order.

Wife: "I got a bag full of clothes i don't wear anymore. I want to donate them."

Husband: "Why do you want to donate them? Just throw them away."

Wife: "There are poor starving people, who might need some clothes that weren't worn a lot."

Husband: "Women who fit in your clothes are not starving."

Found:
If anyone knows a fellow named Tommy Hilfiger, he left one of his shirts at the laundromat on 21st St.