Friday, October 27, 2017 9:57:58 AM
AZFL is excited to announce the invention of "Virtual Hemp". This revolutionary product can be "produced" without seeds, land, water or sunlight.
AZFL has produced 200 acres worth of "virtual hemp" using just a laptop, cellphone and random internet pictures !!
This amazing breakthrough dramatically eliminates labor costs, equipment costs and storage costs.
AZFL was able to plant, grow, and harvest a full crop without any of those usual encumberances.
This allowed AZFL to generate 100 % profit, that goes directly into the bottom of AZFL insider's pockets.
Minimal expenses were incurred due to slipping a few envelopes of cash to co-conspirators, I mean associates, I mean...um ...never mind.
Anyway, we are grateful to everyone who contributed to our self-enrichment.
Stay tuned for further developments next year after we reverse split again and invent some new scheme.
"It is easier to fool someone, than to convince them they have been fooled."
For those that don't get it, it means that people need to be more careful, and do good due diligence.
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