Woman Says, Man Hears
What a Woman Says:
This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
And if we don't do laundry right now
You'll have no clothes to wear."
What a Man Hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.