Any Good Jokes?

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Did you hear about the new Apple gadget that promises a life of misery as soon as you sign the contract? It's called the iDo.

What's the difference between an Irish boomerang and a conventional boomerang? An Irish boomerang doesn't come back, but it sings drunken sentimental songs about how much it wants to.

A major fight broke out among the Irish mens' synchronized swimming team when Paddy accused Mick of copying him.

A car hits a Jewish man. After treating him, a paramedic asks:
"Are you comfortable?" The man says: "I make a good living."

I got a calculator, and now I can't add without it: I got a spellchecker, and I can't write without it; I got a blow dryer, and now my hair won't dry on its own.