The Old Timers Club

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Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true, red-blooded, born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a slippery, tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful, sultry and extremely well-endowed Texas lady.

The city-slicker kept leering at her and could not keep his eyes off the lady's ample bosom. Finally he leaned forward and said to her, "Lady, you are magnificent. I'll give you $10 if you will suck my dick."

The Texas gentleman looked appalled, and instantly pulled out his six-shooter, and drilled the city-slicker right through the heart.

The lady gasped, then smiled demurely at the gentleman and said, "Why, thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honour!"

Whereupon as the Texan holstered his gun, he said, "Your honour, hell! No stinkin', crawlin' tenderfoot from back east is gonna double the price of a woman in Texas!"