Any Good Jokes?

[getmoreshares]

Ambitions

A teacher in the kindergarten classroom asked her students: Who would you like to be when you grow up?

Little Molly said she wanted to be a ballerina. Little Tommy said he wanted to be a race car driver. Then Little Johnny raised his hand.

“Johnny, who do you want to be when you grow up?” asked the teacher.

“I want to be a garbageman,” he replied.

“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age, why a garbageman?” reflected the teacher.

“Because they only work on Tuesdays,” came the reply.