I'm boycotting the word "boycott" It's too male-dominated. Why are there never any girlcotts or transgendercotts? It must be difficult when you're in a mosque and everyone's praying....................and you enjoy leapfrog. What happened to the church janitor who was also the organist? He had to watch his keys and pews. What do you call a far eastern monk who sells reincarnations? A used karma dealer.