The Old Timers Club

[mnfats]

A patient, while recovering in the hospital from a heart attack, met
this over-zealous evangelist.

After listening politely for over a half-hour on how thankful he
should be to have been spared, and how he should repent at once, he
was asked if all of his sins had flashed before his eyes during the
heart attack.

The patient responded, "Don't be ridiculous, the attack lasted only 6
hours!"