BREAKING NEWS!! MUST READ!! (Accurate satire)
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For Immediate Release:
AZFL is happy to announce that they continue to print more shares, and dump on unsuspecting investors. Over the years, AZFL is proud to have accomplished nothing, other than enrich insiders at the expense of investors.
Not only has AZFL failed as a lumber company, but AZFL has also shown great talent at participating in the fake hemp business model, and is currently venturing into promoting fake pot activities.
We recently pretended to grow hemp, and will soon "harvest" out imaginary hemp plants. To aid the scam, we will post random internet pictures and videos of tractors, plants, fields etc... We will also pose in some fields that look nice.
"We continue to work with our own closely knit group of scammers, as we explore new & innovative ways to separate hard earned $$ from investors, and deposit into overseas bank accounts, far from the clutches of U.S. law enforcement." said unidentified CEO-of-The-Month
We appreciate the dedicated help of investors in donating their money to us, and look forward to their continued donations.
AZFL dedicates itself to continuing on it's steady path of lack of accomplishments.
In addition we would like to announce that Peter Stebbins is our new CEO ..oh wait, no he's not. Hold on, yes, he is our CEO again.... um, he just said "get lost", despite the $50 we sent him last year .... ingrate... never mind ... we'll find a new flunky as "CEO" and post their name without their knowledge ... shhhhhh
"It is easier to fool someone, than to convince them they have been fooled."
For those that don't get it, it means that people need to be more careful, and do good due diligence.
