At any given time… I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages than I do any member of my extended family. Don't underestimate me… that's my wife’s job. "Do you like camping?" - my retirement adviser I've got a lot on my plate right now. And I didn't order ANY of it. Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors’... they’re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea. Car commercials… grossly overestimate how much time I spend driving around in the desert. Where do babies comes from? Well son, when a man and a woman love each other very much they make poor decisions. Whatever you think you're good at… there's a 7 year old kid on YouTube doing it better.