Data Call Technologies (DCLT)

[shajandr]

In an attempt to address the chronically quarter-after-quarter, year-after-year declining revenues, DCLT Pizza-Eater-in-Chief, ReclinerTimmy has been partially awake and looking for a new business opportunity.

Just today, he had DCLT purchase 340,000 leftover/slightly used pairs of eclipse glasses which he expects to flip quickly to those staying to ride ~OUTT Hurricane Harvey and thus generate a quick revenue pop.

"Wow, look at that hurricane! Remember kids, don't stare directly at the eye of the hurricane!"