Any Good Jokes?

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I live in such a small town.....................
before you have sex with the local hooker, you have to meet her parents.

My horse came in so late.....................
........when it crossed the finish line, the jockey was wearing pajamas.

Debbie: "I heard your husband is in the hospital.
What's the problem?"
Donna: "It's his knee. I found a strange woman on it."

I sold my last house on Ebay, but I wouldn't advise it.
Nearly all my profit went to pay postage.

There's a new website that caters exclusively to women drivers. Unfortunately, it keeps crashing.