Saturday, August 19, 2017 4:29:33 PM
Trump Says Sun Equally to Blame for Blocking Moon
Photograph by Keith J. Smith / Alamy
By Andy Borowitz
August 19, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report [ http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report ])—Attacking the media for its “very unfair” coverage of Monday’s solar eclipse, Donald J. Trump said on Saturday that the sun was equally to blame for blocking the moon.
“The fake news is covering the eclipse from the sun’s side instead of the moon’s side, but if you look at it from the moon’s side the sun is blocking the moon’s side,” he said. “There are so many sides you can’t count all the sides.”
Additionally, Trump tore into the sun itself, calling it a “showboat” for its role in the solar eclipse.
“The sun thinks the world revolves around it,” Trump said. “Sad.”
Trump said the sun was a “big problem” that his predecessor, Barack Obama, did nothing to solve, but that that situation was about to change.
“It will be handled—we handle everything,” Trump said, adding that a preëmptive military strike on the sun was “very much on the table.”
© 2017 Condé Nast
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-sun-equally-to-blame-for-blocking-moon
Photograph by Keith J. Smith / Alamy
By Andy Borowitz
August 19, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report [ http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report ])—Attacking the media for its “very unfair” coverage of Monday’s solar eclipse, Donald J. Trump said on Saturday that the sun was equally to blame for blocking the moon.
“The fake news is covering the eclipse from the sun’s side instead of the moon’s side, but if you look at it from the moon’s side the sun is blocking the moon’s side,” he said. “There are so many sides you can’t count all the sides.”
Additionally, Trump tore into the sun itself, calling it a “showboat” for its role in the solar eclipse.
“The sun thinks the world revolves around it,” Trump said. “Sad.”
Trump said the sun was a “big problem” that his predecessor, Barack Obama, did nothing to solve, but that that situation was about to change.
“It will be handled—we handle everything,” Trump said, adding that a preëmptive military strike on the sun was “very much on the table.”
© 2017 Condé Nast
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-sun-equally-to-blame-for-blocking-moon
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