Perhaps fairies riding herds of Unicorns sprinkling pixie-dust on ARIOQ shares could lift it to NASDAQ !?!? Just because it's never happened to other dead tickers doesn't mean it won't to here.
"It is easier to fool someone, than to convince them they have been fooled."
For those that don't get it, it means that people need to be more careful, and do good due diligence.