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Monday, 08/07/2017 5:17:59 AM

Monday, August 07, 2017 5:17:59 AM

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Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a Marine from the Security Detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired..
"How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps !

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