Any Good Jokes?

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My wife ran off with a taxidermist.
No one has seen hide nor hair of her.

My wife's been giving me the silent treatment today. I just wish I knew what I did to upset her so I can do it again when she starts to talk.

Seasickness.......it usually comes in waves.

I turned up the volume on the tennis match I was watching on TV...........to make my neighbors think I was having sex.

I went into a balloon store today and threatened
to blow the place up.

If I ever get taken in for questioning, I hope there's no algebra.